An Irish writing his
Medical entrance exam
gives definitions as follows :-
*Antibody: Against Everybody
*Artery: Study of fine Paintings
*Genes: Blue Denims
*Hymen: Greeting to
Several Males
*Labour Pain: Hurt at Work
*Liposuction: French kiss
*Microbes: Small dressing Gowns
*Cardiology: Advanced study of Playing Cards
*Cat scan: Searching for Lost Cat
*Coma: Punctuation Mark
*Bacteria: Back door
to Cafeteria.!